my hair

It's not natural, no. I spend all day twisting and twirling. I twist until my knuckles cramp and my arm goes numb. You would think all of the twirling of my hair must penetrate through my scalp in some bizarre way, accessing brain cells and twisting them as well. Insanity? I don't think so. Just a whole lot of shenanigans in the lobes of my noggin.

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Like I said... it's just not natural. Oh, my curls? Yes. They are quite real.